• When you get together with friends, you find your eyes glazing over as they discuss fittings, floral arrangements, and the advantages of buffet style.

• You could, if forced to do so, describe two bridal shower games.

• You have been pulled out to the dance floor against your will to play “catch the bouquet.”

• You can name three celebrity engagements from the past two years (It’s ok if they’re already divorced).

• Your grandparents’ favorite conversation topics are Social Security, hip replacement surgery, and your flat-lining love life.

• You keep asking yourself why your money is so tight even though you haven’t splurged on a trip or a bag you loved in a long time.

• You have heard “you’ll be able to wear this dress again” more times than you care to count.

• You have looked at an engaged friend and thought to yourself, How is she getting married while I’m still single?

• You have felt at least once like your engaged/married friends feel sorry for you because you are still single.

• You worry that you will be the last of your friends to get married.